I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.
clerk: your hair’s wet did you just get out of the shower?
clerk: are you on your way to work?
me: it’s the middle of the night
clerk: are you on your way to see your boyfriend?
me: can i just pay for my drink
clerk: oh you don’t HAVE a boyfriend?
So can I have yo numba
Where yo boyfren at? He tall? Handsome ? He getting u mike and Ike’s?
OH YOU DON’T HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
during a zombie apocalypse, the snk fandom would just
yall would die in like 2 days from tryna pull some james bond shit and fall to your death from a makeshift grappling hook please